Ouch

Ouch

The Couch Crusher can hardly be bothered to get up… unless it’s time to take a dump on your project.

It’s been a tough morning for the ole Narc.  I woke up to taunting texts from a friend[1. I use this term loosely since the gentleman in question seems to have given up climbing to pursue such heretical activities as biking, triathalons and playing volleyball] who got off the couch and climbed a problem I failed on over the weekend.  This comes on the heels of  Justin Roth’s list of 10 climbing personality types which includes not only the “Couch Crusher” described above but also a few unflattering personality types that hit a bit too close to home for yours truly.  Ouch.

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9 Responses to Ouch

  1. Steve March 15, 2012 at 8:25 am #

    Don’t forget bowling. I think he was a bowler too.

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  2. DK March 15, 2012 at 9:01 am #

    Stay strong.

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  3. Dave March 15, 2012 at 10:43 am #

    ha ha!! Great find narc. Many have tried to define the climbing personalities, but this is far and away the best I have seen.

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  4. Egghead March 15, 2012 at 11:29 am #

    I heard a geriatric climber also sent your failed project Narc.

    Although then I heard he failed to send Bulbous which rumor has it you crushed.

    ce

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    • Narc March 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

      How could you???

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  5. sweatpants March 15, 2012 at 12:02 pm #

    I also play soccer! lol. Very funny sir. One day we will show up on the same day… I mean we have only been talking about it for several years 🙂

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    • Narc March 15, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

      Soccer too? Oh man.

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  6. David March 22, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    After a 11mo layoff due to knee crap, I came back to the climbing gym to realize one of my fellow V4 crushers had turned into a V8 self-worthing elitist. My how things change…after gaining four grades.

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    • etmorchicn April 2, 2012 at 7:35 am #

      hahahaah. so true.

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