The Couch Crusher can hardly be bothered to get up… unless it’s time to take a dump on your project.
It’s been a tough morning for the ole Narc. I woke up to taunting texts from a friend1 who got off the couch and climbed a problem I failed on over the weekend. This comes on the heels of Justin Roth’s list of 10 climbing personality types which includes not only the “Couch Crusher” described above but also a few unflattering personality types that hit a bit too close to home for yours truly. Ouch.
- I use this term loosely since the gentleman in question seems to have given up climbing to pursue such heretical activities as biking, triathalons and playing volleyball ↩