The Couch Crusher can hardly be bothered to get up… unless it’s time to take a dump on your project.
It’s been a tough morning for the ole Narc. I woke up to taunting texts from a friend1 who got off the couch and climbed a problem I failed on over the weekend. This comes on the heels of Justin Roth’s list of 10 climbing personality types which includes not only the “Couch Crusher” described above but also a few unflattering personality types that hit a bit too close to home for yours truly. Ouch.
- I use this term loosely since the gentleman in question seems to have given up climbing to pursue such heretical activities as biking, triathalons and playing volleyball ↩
Don’t forget bowling. I think he was a bowler too.
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Stay strong.
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ha ha!! Great find narc. Many have tried to define the climbing personalities, but this is far and away the best I have seen.
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I heard a geriatric climber also sent your failed project Narc.
Although then I heard he failed to send Bulbous which rumor has it you crushed.
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How could you???
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I also play soccer! lol. Very funny sir. One day we will show up on the same day… I mean we have only been talking about it for several years 🙂
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Soccer too? Oh man.
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After a 11mo layoff due to knee crap, I came back to the climbing gym to realize one of my fellow V4 crushers had turned into a V8 self-worthing elitist. My how things change…after gaining four grades.
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hahahaah. so true.
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