Cast of ???

First there was Sock Hands’ Boot of Doom

Then came Mrs. Narc’s Boot of Unicorns and Rainbows

Now there is my Cast of ???


Please offer some suggestions on a menacing name that can be used to invoke fear in all that cross the black cast…like the vicious and menacing cat pictured here…

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11 Responses to Cast of ???

  1. tbwilsonky March 4, 2008 at 8:37 am #

    Narc’s Dark Cast of Fearsome Thumb Immobility
    The Black Hand of Past and Future Spray

    ,or, third option:

    Narc’s Black Paw of Feline Ecstacy

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  2. byron March 4, 2008 at 8:54 am #

    Hope you are not out of the game for two long! I am going to have to go with the third option : )

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  3. Gr8belayr March 4, 2008 at 10:08 am #

    Just glue some futuristic looking circuits and blinky lights on it….then just walk around saying “You will be assimilated.” And you can change your name to Seven-of-Narc.

    How’s that?

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  4. Lynnatron March 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm #

    Yeah, at least you didn’t wake up with a bright pink cast with purple Easter eggs & tulips all over! That’s what I got when I went under for my ankle! For some reason the intern that casted me thought I would like that. I had to modify the tulips into flames from crashing rockets and the eggs into little monsters…

    How ’bout Black Cast of Climbing Backlash…

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  5. Climbing Narcissist March 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm #

    Hmm, I think I like Lynn’s the best. The black paw of feline ecstasy is somewhat catchy too although it won’t give me much street cred.

    Thankfully when I woke up they didn’t try to stick me with a pink cast though I doubt I would have been lucid enough at the time to care.

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  6. Tony March 4, 2008 at 4:51 pm #

    I like the black paw of feline ecstasy.

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  7. The Adventurist March 5, 2008 at 12:12 am #

    The Angry Spitfire, Double-pump .460

    Don’t know what it is, but sure would scare a lot of people–

    Whatever you call it, get well soon-

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  8. tbwilsonky March 5, 2008 at 8:44 am #

    Narc’s Black Paw of Purr-fection

    cast names are fun. when i broke my ankle, mine was called “Tommy’s $*@&#@&er @*#@*@ing @*#*#)ed Up Polycarbonate Season Destruction Machine”…

    thank god they come off and allow the cranking to (re)commence.

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  9. Lynnatron March 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm #

    I think anyone waking up to a pink cast would instantly become lucid…When I woke up in recovery, the first thing out of my mouth was “WHAT THE FUCK?”

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