Comments on: Putting Climbers First to Create Climbing We Can Believe In

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:58:00 +0000

coming across this thread 2 years too late… yes please, annex the Niagara Glen to Amherst, NY not Buffalo, I’m getting sick of the border crossing

By: jeremy

jeremy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:08:12 +0000

I see you have a number of 7 there in Iowa. No matter what we are not going to have “high quality climbing areas” The likes of California.

We have our access problems, but we also just got a great new gym opening up in Central Iowa. Which I think is the only was to address number.

By: sweatpants

sweatpants — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:46:10 +0000

u can have nothing as you will be banished to chosspiles and terrible talus landings with no organic pad to pertect you. eatItsOcktard

By: gr8belayr

gr8belayr — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:08:20 +0000

The map is a very nice touch. Well written too!

By: sock hands

sock hands — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:36:05 +0000

i call dibbs on so ill, the southeast, nc, and the northeast… yall can have this colochoss… done with it

By: John

John — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:59:31 +0000

This is hilarious. Except for the fact that California would seceded from the Union.

By: Situner

Situner — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:21:11 +0000

Why no mention of Utah? Those clowns have more rock than they know what to do with!?!?

Also, I hereby swear to forward the socktard agenda of all world-class boulders to the newly established “Parker climbing center” to be located in his backyard.

Our agenda calls to enslave “sweatpants” and force him to clean dog poops to ensure safe landings in this new utopia.

Bow or be crushed.

By: sweatpants

sweatpants — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:52:17 +0000

i dont mean damp holds i mean crumble in your face sandstone in your eyes while you fall on your face and cry.

By: sock hands

sock hands — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:30:29 +0000

my interest in sport climbing is only to wire the classics so that when i flood the earth to create DWS opportunity, i will be able to sandbag at will…. i walks up “oh! what is this? looks neat!” and send that shiz in you foolish clownfaced faces.

and finally, you know that wet holds cannot keep me down. heat. that’s my only enemy. heat and work. clearly, heat is a greater foe.

By: sweatpants

sweatpants — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:39:15 +0000

there is also a solid chance that my finishing move will involve a swift kick to the ankle… I’m not trying to give away my secrets but i think you should know what ur getting into.